February 2009
Mimi's all,"BRB dying and coming back to life."...
one song glory > your eyes
"There will ALWAYS be women in rubber flirting...
UGH SARAH SILVERMAN, GET OUT OF RENT!
I want to have a costume party for New Years...
When Mimi and Roger leave the Life, Mark kind of...
Not in my backyard, utensils, go back to China!
currently: watching Rent and giving myself a hand...
1.31.09
theipodguru:
qod:
What decade do you wish you lived in?
probably the now. haha. I can’t imagine living anywhere else. but if you ask my hair…the 60’s/70’s.
The 70’s, I would have been the coolest rocker chick ever.
Home sweet home
Brother: [dressed in gym clothes] Alright I'm about to leave
Dad: Where are you going?
Brother: Where does it look like I'm going?
Dad: To a fucking jack-off party, I don't know
ROFLMFAO
My aunt died three days ago
philosoraptor:
and all my mom did was send me an e-mail yesterday. I didn’t see it until just now. A phone call would’ve been nice.
Oh, honey. :( I’m so very sorry.
I wish I could just turn 21 already so I can get...
justinesamantha:
javisjohnson:
July is a long ways away. =/
try August.
Try waking up one morning and realizing that you’re 25. :-/
LINK: Father throws daughter off bridge in rush... →
auburnsky:
“Witnesses said Arthur Phillip Freeman, 35, suddenly stopped his family car – which also had his two young sons inside – and, with young Darcey Iris in his arms, walked to the side of the West Gate Bridge, just after 9am.”
I feel so bad for that poor baby, her mother and brothers. Especially the seven year old, he’s going to remember that. :(
January 2009
“I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad, carry you around when your arthritis...”
– The Wedding Singer (via littlemiss) (via justatoy) (via theipodguru)
Watching 'The United States of Tara' with the fam:
Dad: See, he doesn't fuck the alters, if mommy had those alter-egos I would always fuck them. I mean, different personalities on mommy's body? Wow. I'd fuck them all, even the man.
Will. I missed your dad.
I just finished "Hero" and it made me cry like a...
I just stuck up for my dad to some stupid cunt,...
i hate being 15
theipodguru:
imitationissuicide:
dressedup-likedreams:
i need my license NOW.
i hate being an idiot who didn’t get her license when she should/could have. which was almost 6 months ago.
I could have gotten mine a year and a half ago, haha.
LOL I could have gotten mine close to ten years ago.
“One Jump Ahead” -Aladdin
saramcpherson
You have the best hair on my dashboard.
things i want to tell my children in the future
misterdan:
kristinmanson:
speedofair:
1. playing in the rain rarely gives you a cold, and its always worth it.
2. judging people is easy. just be careful, its even easier to be a hypocrite.
3. everyone will tell you to “just be yourself”. but its not that easy. dont worry if you dont even know who you are, and who to be.
4. nothing beats fresh chocolate chip cookies in milk.
5. sleep...
gribble
I’m beginning to realize that we’re pretty much the same awesome person. Does that frighten or excite you?