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lynzee . 28. canadian. lesbian. wife. hufflepuff . hair stylist

my blog has no theme, but I do tend to post a lot of naked fat girls, Harry Lloyd, Sharon Needles, Hunger Games, Avengers, Batman, and William Beckett.

I'm a legit nerd girl who reads comics and plays video games because I enjoy them, not because I think boys will think I'm cute. I drink more coffee and Diet Coke than is considered healthy by any doctor's standards, and if I could live on frozen mini pizzas, I'd be stoked. I married my awesome fucking wife on June 5th, 2011, and it totally changed my life for the better. Harry Potter is the reason I breathe, The Hunger Games sets my limbs in motion and The Academy Is... saved my life. I love Glee even though I complain about it, Team Starkid makes me smile in a way that nothing else can, and I read until my eyes hurt. I love The Sims, Food Network, my smartphone, reruns of Will and Grace, Starbucks, Katy Perry, meatloaf and Adam Lambert.

currently reading: Insurgent - Veronica Roth

gay marriage ALSO killed the dinosaurs. true story.

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is “Wrong”:

1) Being gay is not natural.

—And real Americans ALWAYS reject unnatural things… like eyeglasses, polyester, air conditioning, tattoos, piercings, and silicone breasts.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay.

—In the same way that hanging with/around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior.

—People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all.

—Hence why women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed.

—And we can’t let the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.

—So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our population isn’t out of control, our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children
—Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by Christianity.

—In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.

—Which is exactly why we, as a society, expressly forbid single parents to raise children… And why we ensure every parent is a perfect role model.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.

—Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.