lynzee . 28. canadian. lesbian. wife. hufflepuff . hair stylist
my blog has no theme, but I do tend to post a lot of naked fat girls, Harry Lloyd, Sharon Needles, Hunger Games, Avengers, Batman, and William Beckett.
I'm a legit nerd girl who reads comics and plays video games because I enjoy them, not because I think boys will think I'm cute. I drink more coffee and Diet Coke than is considered healthy by any doctor's standards, and if I could live on frozen mini pizzas, I'd be stoked. I married my awesome fucking wife on June 5th, 2011, and it totally changed my life for the better. Harry Potter is the reason I breathe, The Hunger Games sets my limbs in motion and The Academy Is... saved my life. I love Glee even though I complain about it, Team Starkid makes me smile in a way that nothing else can, and I read until my eyes hurt. I love The Sims, Food Network, my smartphone, reruns of Will and Grace, Starbucks, Katy Perry, meatloaf and Adam Lambert.
currently reading: Insurgent - Veronica Roth
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posted 3 days ago
the other side is a lot shorter. I might shave a piece on that side, we’ll see.
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posted 4 days ago
That’s not embarrassing at all….
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#14 year old realness
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posted 4 days ago
Fifteen years, countless fights, hugs, babies, marriages, tears and a lot of laughter. This girl saved my life, and I’m a better person because of her. Best friends for life means something to us. ♥
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posted 5 days ago
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posted 1 week ago
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posted 1 week ago
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#facebook is not tumblr lynzee
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posted 1 week ago
so some backstory. My zipper was defective, and it split before we even left the hotel for the ceremony. It broke a couple of times during the night, but here I am so white girl wasted, I didn’t even care that they couldn’t fix it. I just put one of the boys jackets on.
I was also wearing Elmo underpants.
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posted 1 week ago
so, my bestie got married three years ago, and this was what I looked like basically all day and night.